Fixed Gears are for Jerks and Lesbians FGAFJAL started in turbulent times. On October 5th 2006, Jay (previously of the bands "INGREEDIANTS" and "beefcake") asked his friends if they wanted to start a band. They said yes. Jay celebrated by drinking a lot, and making fun of college kids at the bar. They decided to make their mission something along the lines of offensive/ highly sexual band makes fun of punk rockers. Because everyone hates punk rockers. So they did. It was glorious. Jay decided to make fun of fixed gear riders, too. So they did. It was glorious. Zach wanted to make fun of Jay. So they did. It was glorious. Now Jay is going to put a poisonous snake in Zach's pajamas. Take that, bitch. Anyways, they started in turbulent times, fixed gear riders swarmed on our streets like a trendy plague. Punk rock kids were able to sit at "Hard Times Cafe" and make fun of "less punk" kids. Tall bikers weren't being made fun of like they should've been. Something HAD to be done. That about does it, go to their shows. FGAFJAL Video FGafJaL on Myspace FGafJaL's Forum